Dirty Bitts™ – The All Rounder - Black Streaks, Bilges, Dirty Hulls -Positive Carbon Offset
Dirty Bitts™ – The All Rounder - Black Streaks, Bilges, Dirty Hulls -Positive Carbon Offset
Dirty Bitts™ – The All Rounder - Black Streaks, Bilges, Dirty Hulls -Positive Carbon Offset
Dirty Bitts™ – The All Rounder - Black Streaks, Bilges, Dirty Hulls -Positive Carbon Offset
Dirty Bitts™ – The All Rounder - Black Streaks, Bilges, Dirty Hulls -Positive Carbon Offset

Dirty Bitts™ – The All Rounder - Black Streaks, Bilges, Dirty Hulls -Positive Carbon Offset

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Got Dirty Bitts: Give em the treatment, without chlorine based black streak removers or ocean impact.


Give your boat the ultimate clean while making a real difference for our planet with The All Rounder for your really Dirty Bitts. Every time you purchase, you're directly supporting the SEATREES Ocean Positive program, dedicated to revitalizing natural watersheds and actively removing CO2 from our atmosphere. Imagine this: a typical 150-foot yacht using Sea Foam Boat Soap for a year can offset an incredible 5 tons of CO2


Inspired by Nature, Engineered for Performance


Got Dirty Bitts? We got you covered. Embarrassing though it may be we know the only real way to remove black streaks or dirt on your non skid dirt from your naut’ shenanigans… like, polishing with kerosene based metal polishes or birds doing target practice, is our All Rounder - Dirty Bitts stain remover. Our Dirty Bitts cleaner is up to 100X stronger than other leading brands, but also really 100X more eco friendly, safer & mixable with our Seafoam Boat Soap without chlorines or PTEF’s. Use as a standalone spray for extreme filth, reduce 10:1 for engine room bilges, non skid or synthetic teak cleaning or mix up to 4 Fl / oz. in a bucket of our Sea Foam Boat Soap™ for the ultimate filth removing wash without the need for “BLACK STREAK REMOVER” knowing your safe from etching or smelling like chlorine! With lime, coconut essential oils this all rounder smells like a vacation somewhere rather than chemicals everywhere.


Hardcore Eco-Friendly Benefits:


  • Safe for All: Our caustic- and hydrochloric-free ingredients are completely safe for you, your boat, and all marine life – including our cherished sea turtles.
  • Ocean-Degradable Runoff: Featuring our DEK2SEA™ technology, the runoff is organic and fully degradable in the ocean.
  • Sustainable Packaging: Enjoy biodegradable, compostable packaging that also helps reduce your storage space.

How to Achieve Perfect Results:


  1. Gear up: Use gloves or don’t, depends if you want to smell like a tropical vacation.
  2. For extreme dirty deposits spray directly on black streaks, non skid, synthetic teak, in bilges, glass, isinglass, paint or any marine surface like varnish, paint, ribs, covers or stainless, let dwell 1-5 minutes.
  3. For general filth removal in bilges or hatch cavities for example, use at a 10:1 ratio or try using a regular hose soap cannon mixer, no need for pressure washers.
  4. All round: For dirty hulls, porous paint, canvas cleaning, non skid cleaning or synthetic teak cleaning etc use neat and let dwell for 1-3 minutes to break up Sodium deposits then wash like normal or add 4 fl/oz per 5 gallon bucket of our proper super yachty Sea Foam Boat Soap™.
  5. GENUINELY SAFE FOR DIRECT TO WATERWAY RINSING
  6. Admire: Stand back and admire that tree hugging, full power plant based magic (we like to think our chemist is pretty awesome).
  7. Now you can see clearly the streaky or dirty grime pain has gone, move on.

Now, kick back, relax, and enjoy your sparkling clean Bitts sans filth, ocean-positive boat!

Caution: All cleaning chemicals are a skin and eye irritant depending on individual biology and physiology. See Safety Data Sheets for more information or read our in depth instructions on packaging for further guidance.

Disclaimer: Not following the Instructions may lead to amateur looking results. Our products are each designed to be 'Direct2Sea' or 'No Rinse' meaning they are safe to use for both marine surfaces and overboard rinse once they have neutralized as per their instructions

Warning: All chemicals pose a potential hazard to skin, eyes or lungs or the sea life depending on the individual biology and genetics of the life form it comes into contact with. Please follow safety precautions with each product to ensure your are a happy Simple Sailor and free from complaints but full of joy...

Although we'd love to use a ship to send you our teak cleaner its easier to send by van, truck, rail or air in the U.S. Shipping is free for orders over $100 and $15 for all orders under $100 with standard expedited 3 day shipping. Note: for orders over $500 we charge shipping but offer a 10% discount on all goods ordered.

Returns are allowed but you better have a good reason. We are a small business that doesn't do half measures because you used it and then had no further need. We know our products cannot cause damage so we will need photo and video evidence unless the shipping department destroyed your goods before they arrived. In which case we have insurance.

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Don't take our word for it

★★★★★

CHEMISTRY WIZARDS

This product is the business, it works exactly as described. It is cost effective, reduces deck cleaning time, reduces the space required to store it and leaves the deck super clean ready for the brightener without the fallout trashing everything around the teak.

Chief Officer James Wiig, MY Moatize

August 2024

★★★★★

A GAME CHANGER

This chisel is soooo much better than using razor blades. We saved dozens of hours. It is also way better on the teak as the way it is designed ensures it doesn't catch or gouge. It's very satisfying to use and made what is usually an arduous task actually oddly satisfying. You can see in the photo that the strips of the mastic are very long (feet vs the inches you get with blades).

John Marshall, 42ft Sail Boat

April 2025

★★★★★

HOW DO THEY DO IT

I could not recommend this product more highly. Comes in very convenient 1lb bags that each bag makes one large bucket of solution when mixed with water.

Customer service is great, and training was provided at request.

Ross Hamilton, MY Gigi

November 2024

★★★★★

JUST WORKS, THAT SIMPLE!

Effective and easy. Just follow the brilliant directions shown on the bottle and apply. Very happy with this product - definitely worth a try!

Stuart Smith Chief Officer, Westport 50m

September 2024

★★★★★

WIZARDS WHO ARE REAL YACHTIES!

Every product form Simple Sailor Marine is simply better then its competitor but this stuff is in a league of its own. Applied to the bridge windows and I feel like I forget we have or ever need the wipers during rain or heavy seas

Trevor Burgess, Chief Officer Helios 2

April 2025