SyntheTeak Cleaner 1 Gallon

SyntheTeak Cleaner 1 Gallon

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KEEP IT ‘SIMPLE SAILOR’

SyntheTeak cleaner

Want that fresh sanded look on faux teak or new install look?

Our SYNTHEAK is a new take on cleaning tough or small teak faux teak areas when you want to skip the whole process. Designed to cleanse and as a rinse off formula its some proper yachty know how! Pure magic that won't lighten or darken surrounding areas unless you scrub. This 1 step formula cleans your faux teak like no other product on the market without the lies. Perfect for small areas such as steps and furniture simply scrub with a microfiber, doodle bug or a 80 grit sandpaper in the direction of the grain, rinse good and enjoy that new feeling again. That’s Simple Sailor know-how!

HARDCORE ECO FRIENDLY 

  • ECO-Friendly raw and simple ingredients
  • Contains EPA Safer Choice ingredients and is safe on faux teak, Silane & Siloxane caulks.
  • Does not leave residue or change the teak color other than back to its original surroundings.
  • Powered by pure MAGIC at pH 8, and coconuts for UV protection.
  • The non-runoff formula has zero impact on the ocean.

INSTRUCTIONS FOR PERFECTION: 

  1. Use gloves when applying the product, and embrace the doctor in you.
  2. Mix 3:1 in a 5 gallon or 3 gallon bucket. Top tip: the lower rim on the outside of the bucket is your 3 or 5 gallon mark. So 1 gallon to a lower rim 3 gallon bucket and 1.5 gallons to a lower rim 5 gallon bucket.
  3. Let it absorb for 1-3 minutes and turn the faux teak to a rich honey, peanut butter color. Using a blue brush to apply ensures an even spread of deep cleaning power.
  4. Scrub the area with a yellow brush to foam formula. You will see a peanut butter color consistency come out. Don't worry, this hasn't melted your faux teak, it just lifted some of the impregnated, dirty dyes.
  5. For Severe stains, apply direct, un-diluted splash to any dark spots caused by oil, bird poop or some other mystery like an oily sunscreen footprint or a lazy/ hardworking engineer who claimed they weren’t wearing their shoes . This will neutrlize life and remove any stain and look like nothing ever happened.
  6. Once you have a uniform color, follow up by spraying rinsing the the heck out of the deck to leave it fresh like a glamour models skin, or the day you installed it.
  7. Don't tell anyone how you did it, this is your secret magic that makes you worth more.

Caution: Skin and eye irritant. See MSDS for details (QR BELOW). *

Disclaimer: Not following the Instructions may lead to amateur looking results. Each Simple Sailor product carries the correct GHS hazard symbol and keyword often not seen on other products. We reserve the right to be held harmless from any injury or omission to follow the instructions that may cause the end user harm. Just like the sea creatures from human misuse or 'jungle juice' mixing of multiple products Simple Sailor Marine is on a mission to do the right thing.

The IMO and MARPOL Codes do not yet have a list of approved, straight-to-the-point chemicals for deck washing, but they do point sailors to the IMDG code for guidance. Avoid greenwashing by shunning labels showing CLEAN MARINAS or MARPOL ANNEX 8 COMPLIANT.

Warning: Decks slippery when solution applied, tread carefully! 

Although we'd love to use a ship to send you our teak cleaner its easier to send by van, truck, rail or air in the U.S. Shipping is free for orders over $100 and $15 for all orders under $100 with standard expedited 3 day shipping. Note: for orders over $500 we charge shipping but at a discounted rate. Pallet size orders are $450.

We are so confident in this product that we don't offer a return. However, we are happy to refund if you are dissatisfied with our products proving proof of damaged container upon receipt or failure to work as suggested in instructions.

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Real results, no gimmicks

Why it works

  • Smart, pH formulas: No P.E.G.'s , QUATS or phosphates. Only natural and alternative ingredients not commonly used due to cost.
  • Simple results - Eco without the suck! Every product does what it says!
  • Designed, tested by superyacht crew - Each product is tested for 12-18 months and adjusted in our lab before launch.
  • Eco-Friendly: Safe for marine life and decks.

Don't take our word for it

★★★★★

CHEMISTRY WIZARDS

This product is the business, it works exactly as described. It is cost effective, reduces deck cleaning time, reduces the space required to store it and leaves the deck super clean ready for the brightener without the fallout trashing everything around the teak.

Chief Officer James Wiig, MY Moatize

August 2024

★★★★★

A GAME CHANGER

This chisel is soooo much better than using razor blades. We saved dozens of hours. It is also way better on the teak as the way it is designed ensures it doesn't catch or gouge. It's very satisfying to use and made what is usually an arduous task actually oddly satisfying. You can see in the photo that the strips of the mastic are very long (feet vs the inches you get with blades).

John Marshall, 42ft Sail Boat

April 2025

★★★★★

HOW DO THEY DO IT

I could not recommend this product more highly. Comes in very convenient 1lb bags that each bag makes one large bucket of solution when mixed with water.

Customer service is great, and training was provided at request.

Ross Hamilton, MY Gigi

November 2024

★★★★★

JUST WORKS, THAT SIMPLE!

Effective and easy. Just follow the brilliant directions shown on the bottle and apply. Very happy with this product - definitely worth a try!

Stuart Smith Chief Officer, Westport 50m

September 2024

★★★★★

WIZARDS WHO ARE REAL YACHTIES!

Every product form Simple Sailor Marine is simply better then its competitor but this stuff is in a league of its own. Applied to the bridge windows and I feel like I forget we have or ever need the wipers during rain or heavy seas

Trevor Burgess, Chief Officer Helios 2

April 2025

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